Saturday, December 3, 2011

UPDATED 12/9: 25 Beers, 25 Days, 1 Wicked Drinking Problem

If you haven't already, be sure to check out "The 25 Beers of Christmas" post.

Every day, I'll update the list below so you can follow the 25 beers of Christmas. 

Give me sugguestions for what to drink in the comments, tweet me @brewofakind (#25beersofchristmas) or post on the Facebook wall.

Day 1 - Great Lakes Christmas Ale


Day 2 - Yuengling Lager


Day 3 - Sam Adams Winter Lager


Day 4 - Great Lakes Oktoberfest


Day 5 - Miller Lite


Day 6 - Balashi (brewed in Aruba)


Day 7 - Troeg's Mad Elf


Day 8 - Gritty McDuff's Christmas Ale


Day 9 - Great Lakes Eliot Ness



The 25 Beers of Christmas


Holy hell, it's been a long time since I've updated the site.  I had a killer 60-day hangover.  Moving on...

My brother-in-law Brian writes an awesome blog called One Man's Hodgepodge; it's all about fashion, music, food and the like (a hodgepodge - zing!).  A few days ago, he started a project called "The 25 Ties of Christmas," where he'll wear a different necktie for every day in December leading up to Christmas.  I read the post, took a sip of my beer, and declared "Challenge accepted!"

Instead of wearing a different tie everyday (honestly, wearing a tie is like having a really weak person constantly trying to strangle you; I'll pass), I will be giving Brian's project the Brew of a Kind treatment.  For each of the 25 days leading up to Christmas, I will drink a different beer.  It's going to be awesome.

I've already started the challenge: I kicked it off with a Christmas Ale by Great Lakes on December 1st and rang in the 2nd day of Christmas with a Yuengling Lager.

There are a couple ways you can follow "The 25 Beers of Christmas."  You can check the Brew of a Kind site (do it daily, yo), follow me on Twitter @brewofakind and use the #25daysofchristmas hashtag, or check the Facebook page for daily updates.  Beer suggestions are always welcome too!

I hope you enjoy "The 25 Beers of Christmas." I know I will, but I can't say the same for my liver.

Cheers!

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Brews and Books

Red, White and Brew: An American Beer Odyssey by Brian Yaeger


From Amazon: Beer enthusiast Brian Yaeger writes about his travels throughout the country visiting microbreweries, and like most suds aficionados, he has an affinity for so-called craft beers. Throughout his odyssey—starting at the ancient Yuengling Brewery in Pottsville, PA and going West before concluding at the upstart Dogfish Head Craft Brewery in Delaware—he spends less time on the many beers he quaffs than he does on portraying the dedicated brewers running these quixotic enterprises. There's good reason for that, as the people he comes across in his journey (crashing on couches, always buying a six-pack sampler of the local brewery's wares on the way out of town) are an uncommonly determined lot. In Yaeger's chatty interviews with the brewers, they talk about the business, the post-1980s renaissance in American beer and the common need to enter into distribution agreements with the likes of Anheuser Busch (if not letting themselves be bought outright). Yaeger's book is a solid and amiable rendering of a tough business. 

I read Red, White and Brew last summer and absolutely loved it.  At its core, Red, White and Brew is an adventure story that takes its author/protagonist not only across the country but also into the depths of the multi-faceted beer industry.  While crisscrossing the country, Yaeger visits myriad breweries and paints a vivid picture of our country's beer industry from the biggest conglomerates to the smallest basement operations, talks with grizzled and steadfast brewers (who literally pour their sweat and tears into their beers) about the intricacies of the brewing process and shares many a pint with the drinkers that are the backbone of the beer industry. 

One of the most eye-opening aspects of Red, White and Brew is the constant battle that pits smaller upstart brewers against giants like Anheuser Busch.  As Yaeger details, it's very rare for a craft brewery to gain national recognition mainly because they don't have the financial resources that the larger companies do.  Brewers like Yuengling and Dogfish Head (both of which started as craft beer outfits) are the exceptions to the rule.  Often, the mountain these small breweries must climb is simply too high and they are forced to enter into one-sided distribution agreements or even face being bought out.  In this sense, Red, White and Brew can even be seen as a David vs. Goliath tale in that it illuminates how the little corner brewery struggles to survive and thrive in the shadow of industry giants like Miller and Coors.  As I was reading, I found myself rooting for the little corner brewery and raised a glass of my Yards ESA in solidarity.

While parts of Red, White and Brew are dominated by the histories of the breweries Yaeger visits—albeit very fascinating histories—his conversations with the brewers and drinkers themselves reveal the backbone of the beer industry: people.  The people Yaeger talks with (and more than once, crashes on their couches) are determined, passionate and intelligent.  You know how they say that you can see into a painter's soul when you look at one of his paintings?  The same goes for brewers: each bottle or pint of beer is a little window into his soul.  The people Yaeger comes across love beer and are totally dedicated to creating it, sharing it with the world and, of course, drinking it.

Brian Yaeger's Red, White and Brew is a great read and does an excellent job of pulling back the curtain on the beer industry.  Yaeger gives an honest, authentic and often funny account of the beer business, from the executive offices of the biggest breweries all way down to the corner bar.

Grab a road soda and enjoy the ride!

Brew of a Kind B.A.L (Book Awesomeness Level): 3 ½ Pints

You can follow Brian Yaeger on Twitter @yaeger (I do, duh) and be a third wheel in his ongoing love affair with beer at www.beerodyssey.com.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

UPDATE: Preparing for the Newtown Beerfest

I've been mentally preparing myself all week for the utopia that is the Newtown Beerfest.  I've made a list of all the beers I want to sample and even put together an outline for a post I'll be doing next week.  However, being mentally prepared isn't enough for an event like this; I need to be in tip-top physical shape as well.  So, I've embedded a video of the training I did to get ready for the Beerfest.  I hope you enjoy it!

See ya'll at the 'fest!

UPDATE: I accidentally embedded the wrong video; the old one was me training for the All Valley Championship.  THIS one is the one of me training for Beerfest.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Brew of the Week - 9/19

Festivus - Full Pint Brewing Co. (Pittsburgh, PA)


This upcoming Saturday is the annual Newtown Beerfest in Newtown, PA.  In honor of this event (“Is this heaven?” “No, it’s Newtown Beerfest.”), this week’s Brew of the Week comes from Full Pint Brewing Company, a Pittsburgh-based brewery that will be serving its elixirs at Beerfest.  On to the review!

Festivus is an American Brown Ale, which means it has a darker color (usually reddish-brown or brown) and can have a bitter, hoppy flavor.  Because ABA’s often incorporate coffee beans or nuts as a flavor enhancer, the bitterness and hoppy flavor can have a wide range. 

The Festivus is often deemed a “holiday” beer because of its noticeable spiciness, medium body and darker color.  The brew pours a reddish-brown and has a spicy, almost ginger-like smell.  The reddish tint is most likely the result of the many spices that were included during the brewing process, such as ginger, cinnamon, vanilla and caramel.  The Festivus goes down smooth (it’s been described as silky and velvety) and has a generous molasses taste.  Packing a respectable 6.0% ABV, Festivus finishes dry and has a very faint but noticeable creamy and hoppy aftertaste, which is a nice departure from most Brown Ales and “holiday” beers.  The brew has little head and leaves a slight, tan-colored lacing on the glass as the liquid level decreases.  The little carbonation also helps enhance the many spices and the medium body (if a bit watery) makes it a perfect session beer.  The Festivus is nuttier and spicier than other Brown Ales, but it works since this beer is often associated with fall and winter holidays and is a good alternative to most Winter Warmers, mainly because it offers a creamier taste.

I know I’ll be having quite a few of these as winter nears and the temperature drops.

ABV: 6.0%
Similar Beers: Founders Cashew Mountain Brew, Rye Knot Brown, Maduro Oatmeal Brown Ale, Newcastle Brown Ale
Glassware: Pint (Becker, Nonic, Tumbler), Mug (Seidel, Stein)
Food Pairings:
Barbecue, Cheese (Camembert, Fontina, Asiago, Colby, Parmesan), Beef
Serving Temperature: 40-45ºF


If you missed last week's Brew of the Week, check it out here.  Do it.  Do it now. 

Full Disclosure: I wanted to review Full Pint's Festivus mainly because it gave me an excuse to post the following clip from the "Festivus" episode of Seinfeld.  I have no shame...but whatever, that episode is effing hilarious.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Hey, Can You Pour Me a Manneken Pis?

I recently read an article on SI.com in which Steve Rushin discusses how the NFL has become the “foremost repository of unbelievable names.”  While other sports have served up some stellar monikers—baseball’s Rusty Kuntz is a first balloter into the Name Hall of Fame—I have to agree with Mr. Rushin that the NFL is now the go-to place for absurd names.  My own favorite team, the Philadelphia Eagles (ducks), currently employ people named DeSean, LeSean, King, Nnamdi, Jaiquawn and Juqua.  Honestly, some of those names sound like STDs. 

Nonetheless (transition!), after reading Rushin’s article I got to thinking about how a name can say a lot about something or someone.  A few examples…

Some names are perfectly blunt descriptions for what they’re identifying.  For instance, take Adam Mansbach’s now famous children’s book called “Go the F*** to Sleep.”  It’s a name that perfectly embodies the sentiment that undoubtedly goes through every new parent’s mind as they struggle with getting their kids to go to sleep.  The name is simple, direct and honest: a truly perfect name for a book about the struggles new parents encounter.


And then you have misleading names that make you do a mental double take.  Take the horror movie Midnight Meat Train.  In reality, it’s a movie about a New York photographer hunting down a serial killer.  Honestly, though, there is nothing anyone can say to convince me that movie is NOT a gay porn.  I’ve never seen the movie, but the name of it makes me want to avoid it entirely because I have no clue what’s going to pop up on screen.  The name is deceptive: it could be a gory slasher flick or it could be just the Guys part of Guys and Dolls.  I for one don’t want to find out. 


Finally, you have names that are so absurd that you can’t believe they’re real.  This is where the human race really shows its true colors.  Let’s dish…I have a friend who teaches a little girl named A’Miracle and another friend who works with someone who has a kid named Poboy Iza King (that’s a boy for those counting at home).  Gwyneth Paltrow named her baby Apple, Michael Jackson named his son Blanket and there’s even a couple from New Jersey who named their son Adolf Hitler Campbell.  These “I can’t believe that’s a real name” examples are perfect embodiments that a name can really say a lot about someone or something.  Unfortunately, in most cases these names show that people are clueless about how much of an impact a name can have.

So what does all this name business have to do with beer?  In the beer-drinking world, names play a pivotal role.  Personally, I’ve tried beers based solely on their names.  A few months ago, I was at Isaac Newton’s (@isaacnewtons) in Newtown, PA where they regularly keep a beer named Manneken Pis on tap.  This naturally piqued my interest; I wanted to drink that beer just so I could say I tried Manneken Pis.  (The part where I later drunkenly asked nearly every patron at the bar if they wanted to “drink my Pis” was a happy accident.) 

The first exposure you have to a beer is the name on the label.  Thus, a name can stimulate your taste buds, steer you away or arouse your curiosity.  Simply hearing or seeing the name of beer can lead us to say things like, “I could go for one of those,” “I would never drink that” or “I wonder what a Buster Nut Brown Ale tastes like.”  Truly, names play a very big role in the beer business. 

The name of a beer might even help increase sales and raise its popularity.  Hell, I bought several pints of Manneken Pis because the name is funny.  Furthermore, beer names have become synonymous with certain parts of our culture, specifically sports (Budweiser and Nascar), musicians (Jimmy Buffet and Landshark) and cities (Milwaukee and Miller).  The name is the primary reason beer has become such a ubiquitous part of our culture: seeing or hearing the name of a beer automatically incites a mental connection between that beer and a part of our culture.  Let’s be honest—who doesn’t think of Nascar when we hear the word Budweiser?


Just as the names of books, movies and people can go a long way in provoking a certain image and perception, the same can be said for beer names.  Some beer names are straightforward (Yuengling Lager), some are misleading (Dogfish Head's Golden Shower) and some dive into the realm of absurdity (Boulevard’s Nutcracker Ale).  Because names are such a big part of the beer world, I decided to compile a list of what I think are the best beer names out there.  I did some through research a quick Google search and compiled the list below.  I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did putting it together!

Cheers!

25.  Vanilla Ice (Spiced/Flying Fish)
24. Haulin' Oats Stout (Oatmeal Stout/Fishhook)
23. The Dude's Oat Soda (Oatmeal Stout/Ommegang)
22. Fred (American Strong Ale/Hair of the Dog)
21 Parking Violation (APA/Russian River)
20. All Fuggled Up Amber Ale (General Layfayette Inn)
19. Wake-n-Bake Coffee/Oatmeal Imperial Stout (Terrapin)
18. Smooth Hoperator (Doppelbock/Stoudts)
17. Nutcracker Ale (Winter Warmer/Boulevard)
16. Buster Nut Brown Ale (Ska)
15. Buttface Amber Ale (Big Horn)
14. Manneken Pis (Belgian White/Brasserie Lefebvre SA)
13. Alimony Ale (American IPA/Buffalo Bill’s)
12. Old Horizontal Barleywine & Old Leghumper Robust Porter (Victory, Thirsty Dog)
11. Golden Shower (American Double Imperial Pilsner/Dogfish Head)
10. Donkey Punch (American Barleywine/SweetWater)
9. Panty Peeler (Tripel/Midnight Sun)
8. Happy Ending Imperial Stout (SweetWater)
7. Ale Mary, Full of Taste (Rock Bottom)
6. Wreck the Halls (American IPA/Full Sail)
5. Arrogant Bastard Ale (American Strong Ale/ROGUE)
4. Blithering Idiot (English Barleywine/Weyerbacher)
3. Baron Von Awesome (Wheat Ale/Piece)
2. Effinguud (American Strong Ale/Valley)
1. Polygamy Porter (Wasatch)


If you're interested in in creating your own unique beer name, check out http://www.strangebrew.ca/beername.php.  I tried it out and the first beer I created came back as Transgendered Firkin Bock.  Sounds delicious!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Brews and Tunes


Here's "A Kiss Before I Go" from the prolific Ryan Adams.